Electricity Jokes

Do you have an electricity joke? Email it to: Sparky@ElectricityClub.org!

Two atoms are in a bar. One atom says to the other atom “I think I just lost an electron!” The other atom says “Are you sure?” The first atom says “I’m positive!”


Seen on an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”



Two antennas get married. The wedding was boring but the reception was excellent.